1. I WILL BE SAD WHEN ALL THE PUMPKIN ITEMS (CREAMER, CANDLES, LOTIONS, SOAPS, ETC) WILL BE TAKEN OFF THE SHELVES. MAN. I LOVE THAT STUFF!!!

2. WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF WATCHING THE FIRST SEASON OF “THE OFFICE”. HAHAHA. IT’S HILARIOUS. (HEY, I KNOW IT’S OLD…WHEN YOU HAVE A LITTLE ONE, YOUR T.V. DAYS ARE OVER….THANK GOD FOR NETFLIX, THE ONLY WAY WE GET TO WATCH STUFF IS WHEN DYLAN’S ASLEEP)

3. DYLAN’S GOING THROUGH A “I HAVE TO BE NEAR YOU, SEE YOU, OR BE RIGHT ON YOUR LAP ALL THE TIME” PHASE. (OF COURSE, I DON’T MIND, I LOVE THAT BABY) BUT THE ONLY TIME IT’S A LITTLE CRAZY IS AT NAP/BEDTIME. HE INSISTS ON THE DOOR BEING OPEN, AND ME BEING IN PLAIN VIEW FOR HIM TO SLEEP. IF I HAVE TO GET UP TO GO PEE IN THIS TIME PERIOD, HE CRIES LIKE I’VE LEFT HIM ABANDONED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. IT’S QUITE HEART-BREAKING. HE’S NOT BEING DOMINANT, SPOILED, OR REBELLIOUS. (I’VE TESTED ALL THOSE THEORIES) HE JUST WANTS TO KNOW I’M THERE. POOR LIL’ MAN. ANYWAY, NOW AT BEDTIME I REFER TO HIM AS THE OL’ BALL AND CHAIN!! J

4. FALL IS BEAUTIFUL!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH. YET, I AM ABOUT TO DECORATE FOR CHRISTMAS…….I SWEAR I COULD LIVE IN WHOVILLE AND BE TOTALLY HAPPY.

5. WE ARE GOING ON A WEEK OF VACATION!! YAY!! DON’T KNOW WHERE WE’RE GOING, BUT OH WELL. AND, MOST OF THE TIME, MY HUSBAND WILL BE AWAY AT SOME LECTURES. SO, I’LL IN ESSENCE BE DOING THE SAME THING I DO HERE (LAUNDRY, CLEANING, CHANGING PULL-UPS FROM WHEN LIL’ MAN DOESN’T MAKE IT TO THE POTTY, FEEDING HIM AND CLEANING UP, HOMESCHOOLING, STUDYING, ETC, ETC….) AT ANOTHER PLACE. I’M NOT NAÏVE. :) I KNOW ALL MOMMAS HAVE TO DO THIS!! (OR GET TO…I LOVE IT) ON THE UPSIDE, I’LL BE STAYING PART OF THAT WEEK WITH MY SISTER…THAT’LL BE SO FUN!!! I LOVE SISTER. (I LIKE TO JUST CALL HER THAT..”SISTER”…WHICH SOMETIMES GETS TURNED INTO “THITHER”…BECAUSE I’M THE BABY ONE.)

6. LOTS OF CHANGES ARE ABOUT TO BE TAKING PLACE IN OUR LIVES…I AM ASKING FOR PRAYER. I KNOW LOTS OF YOU ARE PRAYER WARRIORS, AND I’D APPRECIATE IT. THESE ARE GOOD CHANGES, BUT STILL…CHANGE ALWAYS SHAKES THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT.

7. JOKES. HERE’S A FEW THAT CRACKED ME UP…

“KNOCK KNOCK…WHO’S THERE?...GOLIATH…GOLIATH WHO?...GOLIATH DOWN, YOU LOOKETH TIRED.” HAHAHA

“TWO PEANUTS WALK INTO A BAR, AND ONE WAS A SALTED.”

“DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE DYSLEXIC WHO WALKED INTO THE BRA?” (I’M IN NO WAY TRYING TO OFFEND ANY DYSLEXIC READERS, BUT THIS WAS HIARIOUS)

“HOW MANY BAPTISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?.......CHANGE?... “
HAHAHA (I CAN TELL THIS ONE, I’M AFFILIATED WITH THIS DENOMINATION…THEREFORE I CLAIM ALL RIGHTS TO MAKE FUN OF US :)

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MOM WHO GOT A VACATION.?, ALL ALONE, JUST BY HERSELF, NO HUSBAND, NO CHILDREN, NO LAUNDRY, NO DIRTY DISHES, NO CLEANING WHATSOVER…JUST PURE QUIETNESS AND RELAXATION…
DON’T WORRY, I DIDN’T EITHER.

TWO COWS STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN A FIELD. DAISY SAYS TO DOLLY, “I WAS ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED THIS MORNING”. “I DON’T BELIEVE YOU,” SAYS DOLLY. “IT’S TRUE, NO BULL!” EXLAIMS DAISY.


The king of an ancient tribal village lived in a massive grass palace atop the highest hill. He was so loved by the villagers that every year, they would go into the surrounding forest, cut down the mightiest tree, and hand-carve a new throne for his birthday. The king, upon receiving the new throne, would promptly stow the old throne in the attic, which happened to be right above his bedroom.This continued on for many, many years. One night, as the king slept, the massive weight from the thrones of years past came crashing through the bedroom ceiling onto the sleeping form of the king. He was killed instantly.The moral of the story? People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones!



HAHAHA. HOPE I GOT SOME GIGGLES.


AND NOW FOR ANOTHER FAVORITE BIBLE VERSE AND QUOTE:

“IF WE ARE FAITHLESS, HE REMAINS FAITHFUL, FOR HE CANNOT DENY HIMSELF.” -II TIMOTHY 2:13-


WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO LOOK AT A COW AND SAY, “I THINK I’LL SQUEEZE THESE DAINGLY THINGS HERE AND DRINK WHAT COMES OUT”? (SEEN AT GOODQUOTES.COM)