I John 3:18

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Friday, April 3, 2009

Kid Questions.....(from my Facebook page)

1. What is something Momma always says to you? Ummm..I love you!

2. What makes Momma happy? When I kiss and hug you before you leave sometimes…(Although I never go anywhere!!)

3. What makes Momma sad? When I don’t eat what you give me.

4. How does your Momma make you laugh? You do jokes.

5. What was your Momma like as a child? Ummm…You liked “Don’t break the Ice”

6. How old is your Momma? I don’t know…49?

7. How tall is your Momma? Nine pounds.

8. What is her favorite thing to watch on TV? You like to watch Scrubs

9. What does Momma do when you’re not around? You just have fun.

10. If your Momma becomes famous, what will it be for? When God gives you to me.

11. What is Momma really good at? Ummm…Playing games with me.

12. What is Momma not very good at? You’re not very good at Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

13. What does Momma do for her job? Umm…to take care of me!

14. What is Momma’s favorite food? Weight Watchers. (haha, can’t tell by looking at me!)

15. What makes you proud of your Momma? Eating all your food!

16. If your Momma was a cartoon character, who would she be? Batman

17. What do you and your Momma do together? We have fun together!!

18. How are you and Your Momma the same? We’re not the same.

19. How are you different? Our voices are different.

20. How do you know Momma loves you? Umm…because God gave me to you!

21. Where is your Momma’s favorite place to go? You like to go to Springfield.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME OF MY FOUR-YEAR-OLD'S NUGGETS OF WISDOM......

"GUARD-STEMMER"-THAT'S ANY LONG, GOOD STICK HE CAN FIND OUTSIDE.

"GUARD-STEMMING"-THAT'S WHAT HE DOES TO THE GROUND.....STILL NOT SURE WHAT IT IS. MAYBE HIS WAY OF GARDENING.

"SMACKIN' IT UP"-OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW ALREADY? SURELY YOU'VE HEARD OF THIS. HE TAKES HIS "GUARD-STEMMER" AND DRAGS IT ALONG THE GRASS, THUS THE TERM "SMACKIN' IT UP".

"MOLE-HOLE DIGGIN'"-SELF EXPLANATORY.

"FORKIN' IT UP"-USING A FORK TO THROW SOMETHING, ANYTHING UP INTO THE AIR.

I'M SURE YOU'RE ENLIGHTENED NOW.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

THE LONELINESS WILL NOT LAST MY CHILD,
THE TEARS WILL SOON CEASE.
JUST COME TO ME AND BE YOURSELF,
AND YOU’LL FIND SWEET RELIEF.

A TRUER FRIEND YOU’LL FIND NOWHERE ELSE,
NO OTHER CAN LOVE YOU LIKE I CAN.
JUST COME TO ME, BE HONEST, BE TRUE,
AND LET ME TAKE YOU BY THE HAND.

IN YOUR DARKEST MOMENTS,
I’VE NOT LEFT YOU, I’VE BEEN THERE.
I’VE SAID I’LL NEVER LEAVE YOU, LOVE,
I’LL BE WITH YOU EVERYWHERE.

I KNOW THE DARKNESS SOMETIMES LASTS
SO LONG, LIKE IT WILL NEVER END…
BUT TRUST ME, KEEP ON WAITING FOR ME,
I’M THERE JUST AROUND THE BEND.

SOME HAVE BEEN GIVEN SWEET LIVES,
SOME HAVE BEEN HANDED MANY SORROWS…
BUT I NEVER PROMISED HAPPINESS, ONLY HOPE,
THAT’S WHAT WILL GET YOU THROUGH EACH TOMORROW.

SO THROUGH THE HOPELESSNESS, KEEP HOPING,
THROUGH THE LONELINESS, STAND STRONG…
KEEP TRUSTING IN ME WHEN IT SEEMS TO YOU
THAT I’M DOING IT ALL WRONG.

KEEP YOUR EYES FIXED ON ME, CHILD-
NO OTHER WILL BE ABLE TO OUTLAST.
JUST TRUST ME, I HAVE YOUR FUTURE,
YOUR PRESENT, AND I ALSO HOLD YOUR PAST.

IF YOU’RE ANGRY WITH ME, I CAN HANDLE IT.
IF YOU’RE SAD, COME TELL ME WHY.
BECAUSE NOT ONLY FOR THE WORLD, BUT FOR YOU, TOO,
DID I RISE AFTER GIVING MYSELF TO BE CRUCIFIED.

DON’T LOOK TO THE LEFT, NOR THE RIGHT,
STAND FIRM IN MY WORD, AND ME…
KEEP DOING, LOVING, FORGIVING, TRUSTING,
FOR IN ME, YOU’LL ALWAYS BE FREE.

J.N.S. March 29, 2009