I John 3:18

All original content copyright Jessica Nicole Schafer, 2007-2016.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME OF MY FOUR-YEAR-OLD'S NUGGETS OF WISDOM......

"GUARD-STEMMER"-THAT'S ANY LONG, GOOD STICK HE CAN FIND OUTSIDE.

"GUARD-STEMMING"-THAT'S WHAT HE DOES TO THE GROUND.....STILL NOT SURE WHAT IT IS. MAYBE HIS WAY OF GARDENING.

"SMACKIN' IT UP"-OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW ALREADY? SURELY YOU'VE HEARD OF THIS. HE TAKES HIS "GUARD-STEMMER" AND DRAGS IT ALONG THE GRASS, THUS THE TERM "SMACKIN' IT UP".

"MOLE-HOLE DIGGIN'"-SELF EXPLANATORY.

"FORKIN' IT UP"-USING A FORK TO THROW SOMETHING, ANYTHING UP INTO THE AIR.

I'M SURE YOU'RE ENLIGHTENED NOW.

7 comments:

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liz said...

Super cute!

krystle said...

that is so hilarious!

Rebecca said...

He's totally your child. LOVE him!!

krystle said...

i emailed you back earlier, but our power went out before i could send it. so i'll just email you again tomorrow. just didn't want you to think that i blew you off...lovah!

Tiaras & Tantrums said...

oh my - too cute!

Tiaras and Tantrums said...

well there's a boy for you!